A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful prince and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs her shoulders and puts the frog in her pocket.This was sent to me by C..
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in her pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a prince and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful prince and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," she replies. "I don't have time for sex ... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
I don't know the source of the joke, but what she says actually makes sense to me.
I do have time for sex unlike her, but a talking frog is pretty neat. LOL
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